Archive | November, 2009

Review: Lovemoiselle Cecile for Tabutoys.com

30 Nov

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When I opened up Cecile’s package (sent to me by Tabutoys.com), put the batteries in, twisted the battery cap closed, and pushed the ‘on’ button, I was, quite frankly, a little underwhelmed.  The vibrations just didn’t seem strong enough to do anything for me.  The first thing I did was cycle through the settings with Cecile vibrating away happily (and quietly) in my hand.  I was very happy with the volume level: one imagines that vibrating hard materials will invariably be noisy, but not so with Cecile.  You can’t hear it through a closed door or under covers.

There are 5 settings: the first is a low constant buzz (zzzzz); the second is a slightly stronger constant buzz (ZZZZZ); the third is a constant pulse (zz…zz…zz…zz…zz); the fourth is an escalating variable pulse (zzZzZZ…zz…zz…zz); the fifth is an alternating variable pulse (zzz…z…z…z…zzzzzz).  Holding down the on/off button for two seconds at any point during the cycle turns the vibrator off (a plus in my book; it really annoys me when I have to cycle through all the settings before I get to “off”.  It can be especially terrible if you, like me, live with roommates).  When you turn Cecile back on, the vibrations start back on the first setting.

Ceramic is a truly wonderful material, so allow me to extoll its virtues–it’s hard, completely non-porous, and sterilizable (although I wouldn’t recommend the boiling or dishwasher sterilization methods since Cecile has mechanical parts.  It would definitely end badly, and the demise of such a pretty toy would be a shame).  And while I was initially concerned about vibration strength, that didn’t stop me from admiring other aspects of Cecile.  The ceramic body is smooth and glossy with gentle curves and some pretty purple detailing.  Ceramic is really hard and unyielding, and one of the advantages is that it is very slick and requires very little lube for insertion.

So imagine my surprise when I tried the Cecile and  the vibrations carried through the ceramic deliciously.  Especially the pulsation patterns.  This was, needless to say, an extremely pleasant surprise.  I could take or leave the first two settings (the constant vibration levels), but that last pulsation pattern was heavenly.  If used vaginally, it vaguely mimics thrusting and just generally feels really good.  The vibrations are somewhat diffuse, so Cecile is not the first toy I go to for direct clit stimulation, but that’s OK, since it’s designed as an internal vibrator.  So despite my initial reservations, I really love this toy.

Pleasurists #54

17 Nov

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days.

Did you miss Pleasurists #53? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #55? Submit it here before Sunday November 22nd at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Editor’s Pick

  • LELO Ella by Victoria
  • People may have no idea just how much pleasure and perfect g-spot stimulation that unassuming hunk of silicone provides. (Those fools!)

    Also, you may want to use Ella as a pretend phone, or let your other toys argue with your cats about it. Just a little suggestion of my own.

    Note: While there were many wonderful reviews this week and the EP was a difficult choice I was won over by the wonderfully amusing and fantastic pictures that accompany this review. Talk bubbles, kitties, and attempts to use a sex toy as a phone (among other amusing antics) set the review apart while the text gives you more of the usual toy information. I love it.

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Review: Tantus G-Force for TabuToys

15 Nov

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I’m going to ruin the ending for you: the Tantus G-force is a big almost.  I was completely prepared to love it, as I do all of the Tantus toys I’ve had the good fortune to try.  But the second I pulled it out of its packaging, I was seized by trepidation.  Geeze, I thought, this thing is FLOPPY. As someone who requires very firm toys for effective g-spot stimulation, I was troubled: would this be the first Tantus toy that didn’t do it for me?  Was I going to have to write a negative review of A TANTUS TOY?!  C’nest pas possible, I thought.  I may have actually thought this in French, since I like the way it sounds.

To be sure, there’s a lot to love about the G-Force: it’s 100% silicone, it’s a pretty, deep wine color, it’s got a super comfy ergonomic grip handle with the Tantus logo stamped into the base.  It has all the quality and hallmarks we have all come to expect from Tantus.  But how would it perform?  I just kept holding it by its handle, flopping it around.  I could bend the head to touch the base with very little force, which was not, as they say, a good sign.

The shape is GREAT.  I inserted it with a little lube and it seemed to lock in on my g-spot immediately, like it was magnetically attracted there.  The handle is long, so I didn’t have to strain my short-ass arms or contort myself in any sort of awkward way to use the toy.  This is definitely a plus in my book, as my arms are very short.

Alas, it was as I had initially feared: the silicone was too floppy to provide the sort of g-spot stimulation I need.  The head itself is firm without much give, but the neck and handle are much more flexible, making it difficult to apply enough pressure to the required spots.  The handle just bends instead of transmitting the force onto the g-spot.  Frustrating.  The other problem is that the head and shaft aren’t particularly girthy, so not only could I not apply sufficient pressure to my g-spot, but I didn’t feel particularly filled up, either.  Frustrating.

The upshot: I’m saddened to have found the first Tantus toy that wasn’t 100% wow for me.  But for people who don’t require super-hard material or a good deal of pressure to please their g-spot, this toy would work really well.  Check it out and get your own at TabuToys.

Domina Doll’s Luxury Sex Toy Scavenger Hunt!

15 Nov

Domina Doll (over at popmycherryreview.com), in collaboration with TabuToys, is hosting a pretty cool contest: she’s posting questions every week for six weeks. One winner from among all those who get all the answers correct will be chosen! The prizes up for grabs include a Lelo Elise and a Fun Factory/Intimate Organics grab bag!

Domina Doll:

How To Enter

This is how this contest is going to work. It is a sexy scavenger hunt that will run for six weeks. Each Sunday starting today, Nov 1st 2009 until Dec 6th 2009 I will post clues here on my blog and you must go on a scavenger hunt to find the answers. The contest closes on Dec 12th 2009, and all answers /entries must be emailed to domina @ fatalefemmes (dot) com by 12am PST. You may send your answers to me each week or all at once before the contest deadline. You can enter the contest even in the middle or end of it as long as it is before the deadline as I will have links to each week’s previous clue in each post.

You must answer all questions correctly in all six of each week’s posts in order to qualify. So I recommend that you add my blog to your FEED READER, or add me on TWITTER, to remind you to enter each week and make sure you get ALL THE CLUES!

One winner who has answered all the questions correctly will be chosen randomly by a Random Number Generator and the WINNER will be posted on my blog by Dec 13th. Their prizes will then be sent to them via post the next day (Dec 14th), so if you win you will need to supply your address so we can send you your prizes.

Fine Print- Sorry, but the contest is only open to people in the continental US.

Increase Your Chances!

You can increase your chances of winning by:

Reposting the contest guidelines on your blog with a link back to this post. (make sure you let me know you did this by leaving a comment on this post!)
Retweeting the contest on Twitter.

Wilhelmina Wang’s Gender Carnival

15 Nov

Wilhelmina Wang is giving away a bunch of goodies.  Quoth Wilhelmina:

 

What does your gender mean to YOU?

This might seem like too much of a queer-centric contest, but even if you don’t play with your gender necessarily, I’m sure you still have feelings about your gender.

Lately, I’ve been thinking about my own gender more, and while appear mostly feminine, I often wish that I could wake up and just pick whatever gender I wanted to be that day, and be it. Soon I’m going to be doing a series of posts/HNTs exploring my own gender(fucking), and I’m really looking forward to reading about other people’s takes on gender. I thought combining a shout out for feedback with a contest would be cool.

How to Enter:

To enter, you need to do two things:

  1. Leave a comment on this post in response to the question: What does your gender mean to you?
  2. Spread the word about the contest! Either reblog or retweet. Or both, if you wish. If you’re reblogging, exact text would be best (don’t hotlink to the images, though), and you can add your own words to it. Link to the blog post in a comment. You can only do this a minimum of once. If you’re retweeting, do so at least once and a maximum of ten times, and use the following text: RT @wilhelminawang What does your gender mean to you? Answer and win some sex toys! http://bit.ly/LOBoZ
  3. (Optional) Subscribe to my RSS feed and let me know in your comment that you have :)

Each comment, reblog and retweet will earn you one “entry” into the contest, and after all the entries are in I’ll use a randomizer to select the winner :) Yep, only one winner this time.

Deadline to enter: November 21st, midnight, EST.

The Fine Print:

Tabu Toys & Tantus are only willing to ship within the continental US. If you’re not in the continental US, you can still enter, but if you win I will request that you cover shipping costs because otherwise I’ll have to pay for it out of my own pocket. You can pay for the costs via PayPal.

She’s giving away an Emotional Bliss Femblossom Heat, a Tantus Ryder, and a Lelo Bo!  Head over and enter!

All I Want For Christmas Babeland Contest

15 Nov

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Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is the Candy Colored Glass Dildo.  In blue.  Or orange.  Or both blue and orange.  This is hands down the most beautiful toy I’ve ever seen.  I love the idea of owning a completely unique toy.  This one I think I’d probably leave out on display.

Loooove,

Toygirl

Eden Cafe Njoy Contest

15 Nov

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Eden Cafe is having a big contest: the prize is an njoy Fun Wand, a Pure Plug, or a Pfun Plug (your choice!).  Everyone loves njoy, right? So head over and check it out!

 


Pleasurists #53

15 Nov

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Best Parts by *KodoqKatie on deviantART

Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days.

Did you miss Pleasurists #52? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #54? Submit it here before Sunday November 15th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’

ve got to do is enter.

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Editor’

s Pick

  • Eroscillator by Epiphora
  • True to its name, the Eroscillator oscillates rather than producing regular up and down vibrations. That may not sound amazing to you, and I understand. I used to wonder what oscillating even meant. Was the attachment going to spin in circles crazily? Was it going to assault my clit? How could oscillations feel better than vibrations? Oh, it’s hilarious to think about now…

    Note: After hearing about this review for weeks and effectively building up the anticipation Epiphora has finally produced what is a truly epic review (which may actually be a love letter). Some reviews just have to be epic, the toy demands it, and true to form Epiphora delivers an amusing, honest, and well written review that fits the toy perfectly, and makes me (and possibly you too) desperately wish to own one. I consider it necessary reading.

On to the reviews…

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What the hell was THAT?

5 Nov

Soooo…hi!  Site’s back up!  Apparently there was some sort of electrical fire at my host?  Anyway, we’re back in business.

Pleasurists #52

5 Nov

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #51? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #53? Submit it here before Sunday November 1st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Note: Apologies for being late yet again, I was so hoping not to be this week. In case you don’t follow Pleasursts on twitter I was in the hospital for a few days and sans laptop. Sorry!

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Tantus Vamp by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
  • I love this toy! The color is rather unique to most other realistic dildos. The subtle sparkle of the silicone makes it pretty without being too loud and obnoxious. The ridges and texture of the shaft of the toy feels marvelous, and the slightly curved prominent head of the toy feels fantastic.

    Note: I am endlessly amused by the Tantus Vamp, plus it was just Halloween, and Amber’s great review was too good to pass up as an editor’s pick. I just wish Tantus would make a sparkly red one, I’d be all about it.

On to the reviews…

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