The Eroscillator Chronicles, Part I: My Eroscillator, An Ode

18 Jun

Dear Eroscillator,

I tried to turn you on last week,

You’ve been my favorite for a year.

But your silence caused me to shriek,

And the problem provoked much fear.

Oh no! I cried in disbelief,

My beloved plaything has died!

Desperately desiring relief,

I emailed your maker and sighed.

Of course, they said, send it on back,

We shall honor the warranty.

Hooray! I screamed, began to pack,

And I shipped you off happily!

Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion, which will probably be in prose and will probably contain less melodrama (no guarantees, though).

[Images in this post are in homage to this site, which you should totally check out because she's way funnier than me.]

6 Responses to “The Eroscillator Chronicles, Part I: My Eroscillator, An Ode”

  1. Elodie 19. Jun, 2010 at 9:34 am #

    Those faces are so cute! Including Dr. Ruth’s.

  2. Epiphora 19. Jun, 2010 at 1:21 pm #

    WHY DID YOU BREAK MY HEART!?!?!?!

    This is Shakespeare-good.

  3. Outspoken Clitic 19. Jun, 2010 at 4:33 pm #

    Things you can do with a fancy college education: write poems like THIS!

  4. adirana 22. Jun, 2010 at 8:13 pm #

    What a cute post! Also, welcome back!!

  5. adriana 22. Jun, 2010 at 8:13 pm #

    Dude.. can you fix my name? hahaha

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